betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

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spockisinthetardis:

babyangelcastiel:

jensenspudgymidway:

I want Dean and Cas to have a little girl who adores her Uncle Sammy and she tells him how much she loves him while braiding his hair and putting it in pony tails.

Her little skinny arms wrapping around his neck and saying, “You’re my favorite uncle!” 

and he’d laugh saying, “I’m your only uncle.”

and then Dean would hear that and drop whatever he’s holding and say, “Shit, we forgot Adam.”

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do i laugh or do i cry

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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unit03:

pull the trigger piglet

unit03:

pull the trigger piglet

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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girlproof:

rocketssurgery:

stjimmyjazz:

butterscotchcreys:

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

     

If this was the show, I would actually watch The Big Bang Theory

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I AM SO ON BOARD WITH THIS LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE

(via notquitecanadian)


alwaysdarkbefore-dawn:

allhailadryssa:

neairaalenko:

sexjesus:

claudiobeat:

Bohemian Rhapsody (Vocals Only) | Queen

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His voice was actual perfection.

I’m sorry, I know I only reblogged this the other day but I just…. It’s…. Wow. There’s never a time for it not to be on my blog.

o mio dio…

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beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

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loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

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